his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
I told him he didn't want "flip-flop extraction" on his medical history.
I have just two goals for this NYE. 1) get so drunk that every guy looks like Clive Owen 2) make out with as many Clive's as possible.
When I left you, you were walking into a room with a half naked girl. When I returned 2 minutes later, you were locked out of the room naked and she was screaming obscenities from inside. How do you manage to make every girl hat you?
Post walk of shame: realized the underwear I put on when I left was another girl's underwear.... woof
do you think this outfit says "I maintained my dignity this weekend"?
It's not socially acceptable to be drunk in adult world. That fact makes me die a little inside.
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
And that was the night we had mind-blowing sex with the score from Raiders of the Lost Ark blaring on vinyl in the background...
Moral of the story: fuckboys never change
I just need a fucking pair of pants. Is that too much to ask for?
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
Not having a reliable dick in is getting expensive. I’ve had to replace 3 vibrators since Mike and I split up
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