I want to make Jon&Kate babies with him. Not in quantity, but in percentage asian.
And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
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my phone cant type all the emotion im having
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
I really shouldn't have to apologize. It was your own damn fault for opening a tab at the bar and telling me about it.
Escorted a stripper to her car last night,and all I got was a "Thanks" and "Go Steelers."
I was batman and I saved her. Then we had sex on a rooftop.
My first sex dream, I blew myself. Yours definitely wins.
He made me hold his dick and say "I solemnly swear that I'm up to no good"
When I said 'i love my boyfriend' I didn't mean 'send me a picture of your penis'.
im just going to make a prayer circle of top ramen packets and cheap beer
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
I just have to point out that once I typed "fa" my phone filled in "fatass"
He wore pink swim trunks on our date and repeatedly insulted my profession, but his cat kept standing up like a person to nuzzle my face and I felt like a Disney Princess. I hate this dude, but the cat is too amazing for me to not fake interest for.
Its like he got lessons from Jesus on how to use his tongue. And his dick.
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