On a scale of affliction to ed hardy, how douchy is in there right now?
I think the phrase "bag of smashed assholes" describes it best
just got 3 freshman girls to makeout with each other at a toga party! score!
why is this not a picture message?!?!
I lost my virginity in that bed. You just layed in history.
The only thing better than Call of Duty is getting jerked off while playing Call of Duty.
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
She's in the middle of blacking out but is singing Mariah carey songs. Hitting every note.
All of the sudden your world had become nothing but the sum of visible dicks. Welcome to life.
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
also, am i correct in guessing that advertising the size of my hypothetical penis is a turnoff to him?
Its 11am and I'm eating gummi bears and drinking Tennessee honey in my underwear...this is why I'm self employed
Yeah. I fucked her boyfriend, she knows, and she still wants to keep dating him. That's love.
It was like if the scent of sour milk and burning tires had a baby in taste form.
Great... now even my dreams are making fun of me
i passed out in front of ihop...for the second night in a row. i think i need to reevaluate my life choices
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