apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
i need to break up with him. i realized this while i was making a mental grocery list while we were having sex. this is not the first time i've done that.
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
no. it doesnt count as road head if youre parked
I want to start this convo out by apologizing for the broken toaster.
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
I'm practically paying him in tacos to have sex with me.
Consider it an appointment to improve my blow job capabilities.
My crowning drunk achievement from that night was donating $5 to the Obama campaign.
You're perfect
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
Only you could make a stripper uncomfortable by eye fucking her too much.
I seriously need to grocery shop. I have a slice of cheese, and alcohol.
Is a swingers hotel appropriate for an anniversary?
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