she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
Its not small because its small, Its small because it was cold outside
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
my brother came home with a bottle of vodka and his pants off. were gonna spend more quality time together.
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
i was beyond wasted so he tucked me into bed and wrapped the blankets around me like a burrito. then gave me a bloody mary and an omlet when i woke up. and who says living with your cousin is a bad thing?!
I Can't even believe I threw all my pizza rolls at her, I mean not only did i ruin a good meal but now I dont have anymore
Since you're going to wake up and see one bajillion missed calls from me, I just want you to know that's a perfectly reasonable number. Now come downystairs.
I thought I could grab a hold of my stream of urine. So she left pretty soon after that.
I feel like parents watching our children. You want to step in and help them but you just have to let them make their mistakes
For breaking and entering. I think neighbor dan cared more about me puking in his backseat than the surprise of me waking up there
I'm just trying to find the strength to put my bra back on and come inside
That's what you get for doing kinky shit with a guy that lives in his moms basement.
Apparently I have decided there are no repercussions for my actions
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