i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
Also, just grabbed a bunch of "tuxedo black" condoms. formal, anyone?
Get caught with marijuana. Cop takes piece. Buy new bong. Circle of fun.
Yes I have a handle on life. A handle of Svedka.
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
I just saw a fat girl roll down the steps taking out three people with her, thought you should know.....
Wow i don't think I've had to send this many texts apologizing for my behavior since high school...
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
If you've ever wondered what a shitshow is, just watch me at the bar on a Friday. Or Tuesday. Take your pick.
My bad man. I was at a strip club, and apparently it's like a big deal to take your phone out in one of those places.
I told you being able to play expert on guitar hero would get us laid one day
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
I'm at the gym. I've taken enough caffeine to feel inspired to be a low budget instagram fitness model. I totally forgot my push up bra though
idk what the male equivelent of vajazzling is but it better be worth the time
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