you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
is there an easy way to say "i didnt plan on sleeping with you until i saw how drunk you were" ?
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
Theres was an instant understanding between us being drunk on the trampoline at four in the morning and the people walking down the road at the same time
Sitting in the library studying = googling how to get laid in the library.
Ive seen his manscaping faults. Given the choice I'd rather dry hump a cactus
If you don't get head tonight I will castrate you
Seriously. Castrate.
I just rolled an Obama blunt and a Romney shame joint for tonight. Vote wisely.
You screamed "There's a potato in my anus" and proceeded to attempt to grind with the bouncer. Also, I'm pretty sure our Chem teacher was in the same bar as us.
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
There are no female cereal mascots. I just realized that in my drunken state... So sexist...
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
Just go read my twitter... There's a play by play. It starts with a penis pump
Who would you rather hang with tonight, drunk me or high me?
I need to thank someone for this kid's penis.
Randomize
