and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
yeah my parents were only ten feet away and we somehow managed to do it in five different positions without them noticing
Party at my house. Liquor pinata. Your presence is required.
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
There are eight sets of guys I've made out with who have the same name. It's like noah's ark in my mouth.
Ive seen his manscaping faults. Given the choice I'd rather dry hump a cactus
I met a bunch of Germans and said in german "this is for the fatherland" and poured a beer on my head
At my eighteen year old cousin's wedding. Getting hit on by a 9 year old. No one knows who he came with. I'm pretty sure he just showed up from the field behind the church. Help.
Everyone should know the rule that if your dicks touch during a threeway you just make lightsaber noises and move on.
I just figured out the time exactly by how many shots and beers that I've had since this morning. I either have a terrible problem, or a great solution.
Just FYI....you totally yelled out Royals while we were having sex last night lol.
I made him watch the first 5 episodes of Game of Thrones before I decided to sleep with him.
I'm about to do something based solely on the fact that a fortune cookie told me to. This may not end well.
I had to pee so bad that I snuck into the bathroom while they were in the shower. At her request, he was massaging her boobs so they could grow faster. Also there was a laser light machine.
My boss walked into my office and gave me a toothbrush and tips for dealing with sex hair. She knows what’s up
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