I just googled maps his house, and took the virtual tour back to my apartment, just so I could visualize the walk of shame in the morning
It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
He asked if I wanted to leave my bra on while we were doing it from behind bc he read somewhere that all that pounding can be painful for big breasts. THAT thoughtful.
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
currently taking a solo cab to the strip club at 1 in the morning. this is healthy.
This vodka tastes like I'm not going to class tomorrow.
I'm starting to think I didn't bring enough liquor for this family Christmas.
It's 2 pm....
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
Well if she's the kinda girl that doesn't want you after seeing a pic of your balls squeezed together, she's not the girl for you.
250 people in this lecture & my prof asks who already drank green beer this morning& is drunk right now. I WAS THE ONLY ONE TO RAISE MY HAND
What the hell did you do last night?
I embarrassed myself, my family, name, and possibly my country.
I have rug burns on my nipples. Thanks for being an awesome wing girl.
he kissed both of us goodnight when we dropped him off...I didn't know if I was more offended or impressed
Someone explain to me why I woke up to find a stolen shopping cart in my room...
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
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