I just heard a mom tell her toddler son "shut the fuck up. Don't ask me to buy you shit when i'm taking u to go see some fucking animals" welcome to the bronx.
You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
I positioned my bed perfectly so around 10 a.m. every morning there are rays of sunshine coming through the window in my room. Now i can tan while PTFO.
i slept with him so i could steal the screens out of his sink faucets for my bowl when he went to sleep. not because he's funny.
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
I won't trust your judgement until the word stripper doesn't make me laugh
It was a great party. People were literally still doing shots and playing drunk Jenga at 6am...
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
I sprayed his whole room with my perfume and left lots of my hair on the bed. So now if he does bring her home, the bitch will know this territory is marked.
As of right now, my vibrator and a bag of snickers share the same drawer
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
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