just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
the blizzard started in kansas. im debating driving to a bar now so i can get snowed in there for the game
Right before we were going to have sex he said it was his "lucky condom" I don't know if that means its used or what.. But I'm freaking out either way.
You had a towel around you and you called it your shot bib.
We drove around last night shotting fireworks out the window while they had sex in the back of his car
She saves ONE person's life while blacked out and now she's positive anything can be done "while fucking hammered"
Should I go sleeveless of strapless?
Hmmm, it doesn't matter. You're gonna be topless by the end of it.
Either she's trying to smother me and failing, or she just has a really bad sense of where her tits should go.
I'm disgusted with myself. I feel like I need 10 boxes of Summer's Eve and a baptism.
She answered the door wearing a basket, said it was the only clean thing she had.
If you wake up with half a an eyebrow.... I'm pretty sure it was a good time.
I think I'm dead. Also I think I stole $20 from a stripper.
You did. Then gave it to me.
He spilled some of his beer on your shoulder then proceeded to lick it off. By the face you made, I don't know if you were completely horrified or really turned on.
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
Randomize
