Your lack of dick hurts my anus. I hate your loverboy tactics.
Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
I wonder if they'd let me siphon the gas out my car before they impound it
Some chick asked if she could eat me because I'm dressed as a taco. I introduced her to RJ. Best Wingman.
I mean there are things broken right and left, I woke up surrounded by dog statues, and we had a vodka bubble bath.
There are some things you can ever unsee. And walking in on your dad jerking off is one of those things.
I think weed is turning my hair brown
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
I should be free tonight unless my 5 speed vibrator arrives in the mail today, than we might have scheduling conflicts.
Drank your wedding present. Sorry
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night
I have to have boobs, you have the charm and wholesomeness that gets boyfriends... And i have boobs
It’s Sunday Funday! Stop watching football and bring your penis over here. There will be plenty of scoring!
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