the police officer looked at my vomit and told me "milk was a bad choice"
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
There are too many people and smells in this elevator for my hangover to handle.
well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
It's official. Post baseball sex is better than post hockey sex. I hope the Blue Jays win the world series.
Omg. I can't go on a date with this man. His kids are too ugly.
Honestly cannot tell if I’m magical or really, really high.
Just puked in front of a high school tour group. Based on the standing ovation, we have a solid group of freshman coming in this fall.
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
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