WOAH SHIT! That wasn't my girlfriend last night.
wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
i guess its not very common for a paramedic to have to revive someone who was struck by a falling shampoo bottle while getting off from the bathtub faucet.
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
Just watched my manager erase "we've been 2 days wo an accident" and change it to "0" these ppl are too high.
is this the sara with the beer cane?
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
He threw me out a window and then threw raw ground beef at us. Normally you'd hate someone for that, but that guy's great.
I wish a box of wine came w a hose. It'd be so much easier to drink from.
Hi. This might be awkward, but I met you on saturday at about 330 am. I have to admit I don't remember your name, what we talked about, or various details of how I got home. What I do remember is that I was invested enough in getting your number to ask my cab driver for a pen to write it down since my phone was dead. So do you want to meet, soberer, some time?
Hey bro I think you got the wrong number I'm a dude
I just realized that every possible way I walk to campus I walk by the house of someone I slept with
He texted me "sup", so I sent him that gif of the surprised guy and apparently it offended him
It's the first weekend of the school year and I'm already selling stuff for booze. Need a microwave?
you were so high you just watched the elf.... its spring
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