is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
We named our saturday intramural dodgeball team "we're hungover". Pretty much just an excuse to fuel my alcoholism on friday nights.
If she asks the cat was vomiting before I fed it fried calamari
Your "OraGel will numb anything" theory was the worst thing I ever believed in.
We're doing kegstands for my 80th Bday, so don't lose that muscle tone.
At what point did you actually think that you could throw knives safely?
He's either jacking off or listening to Kanye West.
Rain ponchos don't count as shirts at the bar. FYI.
I thought he wouldn't talk to me again. You know, what's that saying "why buy the cow when you can fuck it six hours after meeting"
My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
So I deleted all the text from my phone, was looking for my mom's coffee order and show the coffee guy the pic of me eating pussy.
Did you really eat 10 ice cream cones today?
It was tough but I powered through it.
low point of the night : a cop just busted out laughing at me.
A massage should never include spaghetti sauce. shit was fucked up
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