Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
we're getting ready to take strippers to breakfast. I love my life.
We found an eightball on the ground last night. I mean, really, who does that?
i'm chasing tequila w mint flavored ice cream, phil's chasing it w cream cheese, bashar's chasing it w pickles...i think we all know who the winner is....
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
turkey basters and jungle juice, is that really the whole shopping list for new year's?
Hi. I probably already told you this mid puke, but thanks again for babysitting me last night. How did I get in the car?
do not get into a discussion with my roommate when im sitting there naked ever again.
test run with donkey pinata disastrous. broken glass and tequila EVERYWHERE
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
Dude made his own urinal by punching a hole in the wall and pissing in it rather than waiting in line. That is the stuff of legends.
He stopped replying so I told him I got tested and it came back positive for chlamydia to see if he replied. His phone magically works again!
Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
he cancelled our romantic dinner reservations so we could stay home and watch a Rocky movie marathon and order pizza. i know i should be upset but i think i'm kinda in love.
Last night you told me you "were too high" and didn't deserve a hashbrown.
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