That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
Hold on. She's wrapped herself in toilet paper and is scaring the dog.
Too many margaritas?
Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
At least you got some premium homework time. Still drinking vodka from a coffee cup?
I switched to water. When the numbers get blurry you are no longer being productive.
Tell him to dress up like Shaggy and kidnap him then bring him to me. We can pretend. Imaagination.
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
apparently domino's not only has a live feed of pizzas coming out of the oven, but it also has a built in smooth jazz radio station. this pizza's getting really pornographic really fast.
She shit all over my seat. She is not allowed in my car under any circumstances. Not even with drugs. You can't forgive a shit.
Also I feel I should tell you last night when I came home I fell into my laundry hamper and woke up in a pile of my clothes
Jessica just ate her lipstick. That's how the night is going
It's gonna be me and some oreos tonight. Basically like sex
If I could steal your goatee and hide it under my bed to keep your from wearing it, I would.
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