Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
Weddings at vineyards should never be allowed to happen. I'm pretty sure I drank every bottle they produced in 2008.
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
I puked in the revolving door and had to sit down on the escalator. That hungover. It's safe to say people are judging me.
This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
I just found scrambled eggs in my shower. Thanks for that, asshole.
I never want to hear the words unlimited shots for boobs in the same sentence ever again.
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
This is what we get for finishing a whole box of Franzia by ourselves
I've talked to too many cops in one week and I haven't even committed any crimes. I hate the suburbs
Uh I almost got the bride to go down on me. I'm the smoothest maid of honor ever.
So why exactly are your shoes in my freezer?
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