I work with a guy that has a strong spanish accent. He just said "I have a plethora of ..." and I busted out into laughter b4 he finished his sentence b/c it reminded me of 3 amigos.
fighting downstairs. join me tonight to hear their makeup sex. also, let's make skittles vodka.
I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
how should i go about explaining the hickey i drunkenly gave myself last night?
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
Hey is it bad when your boss leans over your desk and tells you "you smell like the Rainforest Cafe"??
Also you were throwing your phone yelling this is durable as shit
It's all good. The CSI guy came and I played the theme song while he in was in our place. The cops even laughed.
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
Goddamn you thin people LEAVE FOOD FOR THE BIGGER DRUNKARDS WHO NEED IT
No one's ever called me intergalactic cocksucker, before.
What does it say about me that I feel completely charmed right now?
Probably yeah. I mean maybe one day we can be those friends that hang out naked. Not awkard at all.
Text me if something catches fire and I will put pants on
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
I turned on Elf, made myself a mojito, and am eating one of a sleeve of Ritz. You tell me if I wanna go out tonight.
Randomize