talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
i was high and broke so i stole a roast chicken and a 40 inch sheet cake from wegmans and ate in a bathroom stall.
i find it simply astounding you spelled drunken wrong but pterodactyl right
Before we started fucking, he laid me on the bed, and asked my what my sleep number was, so that i would be "comfy"
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
it was either a really good one night stand or a really really good first date. thank you online dating
Odd question. Did you find a 20 in your boxers? I need it for gas.
She's going to get preggers, drop out of school, and end up working at mcdonalds. Great for our mcdoubles habit but bad for her future.
I'm not pregnant. Security came before he could.
All I really remember is thinking that the music looked like beautiful lizard waves in my head
Why can't people give useful wedding gifts...like sex swings or Nutella?
Her one night stand followed us to mass. This is too funny for real life.
The stripper told Tom to sort his life out
I was really excited when I saw a billboard for neverbethirsty.org this morning. Then I realized it was for a church.
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