The pirates hijacked 3 more ships today!!
we need a boat to join in
Obama is on top of it we'd get killed within mins, but we'd live in legend foreva
her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
I've seriously contemplated telling him the baby isn't his just so I can meet Maury Povich
med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
Hey fuck you and your taint. I'm just riding a canoe called life, back the fuck off. P.s. I need a ride
By the way, we're gonna have to get a new rug for the livingroom i kinda started ours on fire...
she kept yelling about wanting tacos, so I gave her a piece of bologna in a tortilla. she didn't know the difference
I will come over now to take full advantage of you in your vulnerable state.
Fine. I should warn you I just threw up in danas fish tank. Fish are dead. Livers dead. I smell and look like a dead animal. And not showering. So deal with it.
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
Come in your red robin gear. If you smell like French fries we can make love.
He told me I smelled like peanut butter, pepperoni, and pure unbrieldled passion.
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
He's literally cuddling with the washer and dryer.
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
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