Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
She told me she couldnt give me head last night because she was running out of listerine
if that's jizz on my steering wheel i'm gonna be pissed...and impressed.
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
He's writing a strongly worded email to Trojan right now
I TOLD YOU THE BARESKIN CONDOMS WEREN'T AS RELIABLE.
it was good, but also weird. like, i came four times and then cried weird.
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
It's like my uterus was saying, "hey, you're not pregnant, but imagine if you were!"
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
My favorite part was when you kept telling everyone you were being "green" by drinking straight out of the bottle so u weren't wasting a cup.
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
He only has one ball. it was like fucking a cyclops.
I just saw a guy faceplant off a unicycle while holding a saxophone, while his buddy riding another unicycle and sporting a flute rode by laughing
Only at UConn...
you have to get here a cop came into the bar and she looks like Sarah Palin. I think I'm gonna try and bang her
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