Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
He set 8 alarms to make sure I took my birth control on time..
i just got drunk dialed and its 10am. clearly finals are over.
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
you dipped you banana in queso last night.
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
the cops were hovering over him then shinned a flashlight to the floor above ours, then I realized that some fucker jumped from the third story.
fuck our hall.
And by "hammer out the details" you know I mean spending 20 minutes on wedding plans then getting wine drunk, right?
So the keyword here is "hammered"?
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
i need to start buying Plan B in bulk and leaving them at the door. I'm really sick of walking to CVS with my one-nighters
CAPS.LOCK.AND.SPACEBAR.ARE.BROKEN.
I'm not well. Although it could be worse.
My cousin is so hungover she quit her job.
You know it’s going to be a rough day when you scream “Get fucked” at your alarm clock
hey sorry i didnt call i just got out of jail, so you still dtf ?
If I hear that song one more time I will drive to hell and make John Lennon eat my ass.
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