I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
i just heard someone have an orgasm and then throw up through the vent in my room.
Fine. Just this once and because its veterans day will I send you a picture of my tits. You're lucky I love this country.
Just found out my ex boss was running a whore house in the bar. Time to remove her as a reference?
I cancelled the entertainment for your b-day party.... Keep the bouncy castle just in case.
Just listened to a full Christian rock song, loved it,listened to the dj send a prayer to a 4th grader who was having a tough year and realized I'm high as fuk
Aw don't be embarrassed. It was all good fun! We've all been there. You can't come to vegas and NOT get a little alcohol poisoning. That's like going to church and not praying.
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
My greatest achievement in life thus far is being the go to friend when you have questions about butt plugs.
It was dumb but not something to force me into sobriety
after what u told me last night I think we're past the wtf zone and at this point u should just join me in wondering if my barista lover is a gay porn star
I fought a guy last night because he said "extra pulp orange juice is the best orange juice"
I'm torn between wanting to wear lipstick and wanting to make out with strangers.
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
Someone just needs to roll me into a blanket burrito and feed me drugs
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