question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
turns out Discover card thinks that if you spend $450 at four different liquor stores in one evening that the card "must have been stolen"
bitch so ugly she owes me an erection
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
Apparently shes in the bathroom puking but eating a pot roast she found in the fridge at the same time.
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
I dreamt I won the Huge Cock Championship last night. It was glorious.
I don't remember him, but he's saved in my phone as "uh oh zbt"
thats what you get for writing a paper after liquor pitchers
its only a rough draft.
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
For future reference, the blowjob coupons I gave you for your birthday are NOT transferable to pay your friends for tacos.
The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
Well, we could've been at the bar taking a shot everytime my rash spread. But Noooooo. You had to go out with your non- girlfriend. Lame.
did you just correct my grammar and then send me a photo of your dick?
They had like literally all the dildos. It looked like a seance for dick. I left the apartment and haven't been back.
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