As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
i thought i'd fucked her to death. no lie. she just stopped moving.
You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
I remember key bumps, porn and a mom in my bed. Sums up my day.
that is an amazing summary hahaha
Carving a pumpkin in a gay bar at 2am. How did my life get to be this way.
Forgot my sound was off and didnt even realize it until halfway through because I thought I could hear it. I think high me just narrated half a clip of adventure time
Remember that time I got suspended in eighth grade, well it was like that but I was on acid and wearing goggles
why is there blood on my car? and are we still friends?
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
Someone I just met told me they were going to name their kid after me. Daylight savings is weird.
You were drink-wine-from-the-bottle drunk trying to take everybody's blood pressures again.
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
I can't really text bc it's too expensive but I thought youd like to know I just shit myself in a gift shop.
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