just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
Can you send me the video of that girl that got arrested last night? I'm gonna try and hit that and I need something to break the ice with.
She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
Where were you last night, and why am I not surprised that drag queens were involved?
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
The cat is stealing cigarettes and my vagina cures blindness. How's your night?
Have you forgotten that this whole sexy cop role play started with a comment about my mom?
I jizzed in his mayonnaise and put it back in the fridge. Shouldn't have stolen my weed.
I'm glad you threw up in my bed because now we talk.
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
I blame her lesbian super powers of coercion.
I informed him that we had less than 5 minutes left to live, and his first words were "I'm trying to think of a good They Might Be Giants quip"
Apologies that our conversations always turn to butt sex or penis size. I thought we out grew that in our 20's.
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