is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
I had to stop messing around with him for fear of laughing in his face. I swear it was a pinky finger in his pants
Made a salesman quit his job, a saleswoman cry, and got a manager to half shout "fuck this"....successful drunk Christmas shopping
You always seem to be able to bribe me with tequila and Mac and cheese. This relationship of ours will cause me health problems someday.
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
I think that's why god made me a woman. Bc it's harder to slap people in the face with a vagina.
You were literally hanging out the window and dancing to the remix to Ignition when we drove you home
if you come you're not allowed to wear pants. if you arrive wearing pants you won't be wearing them long.
I had sex with him in the back of my car in a duck onesie. I'm worth something dammit.
It's one of those "I can't stand you but we're stuck in the same hotel room tonight so let's fuck until one of us passes out" kind of nights.
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
Right in the middle of our simultaneous orgasms, he shouted "HAPPY NEW YEAR" ruining the intimacy
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
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