I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
this girl is running around outside screaming, it's creaming on me! it's creaming on me. I totally have to find my video camera
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
so he tried marking my clit with a sharpie so he could "find it again next time".
It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
It's like hey here is one penis enjoy nothing but that for the rest of your life
The girls danced. I drank. Then I danced cause I was drunk. Then I ripped tim's shirt off cause I'm awesome.
I would totally lead with that as a line.'So, I was on Legends of the Hidden temple as a kid.. Your place or mine?'
I'm scared to touch anything in this apartment. Even the ceiling.
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
No more bourbon. Sleep now. I may die. Pray for me.
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
I wasn't supposed to sleep w him. So of course I sent him gps location to my bed.
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
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