I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
I just Organized my jello shots by their colors in my mini fridge for the rest of the week. I'm going places in life.
i'm at a party where swedish girls are dumping laundry detergent on each other because it glows in blacklight. this is awesome
I Never golf you the sypdu of andrew. The one o will marry. The one j plwgded my last breath up. The one I pledged everything I live forbworh to. I love him more than life itself
Mmmhmmm sure, nice try, but there's certain wounds that only bj's can heal
I can only get completely wasted and hungry two more times and then we're out of fritos.
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
You were a cyclone of alcohol and bad decisions - like a gay Tazmanian devil
I'm a stupid stupid woman who is totally going to rock this holiday season dick drunk on that Ginger
I am downtown smoking a joint with Woody Harrelson...Because our car won't start. I will be there as soon as I can.
Invitations to sext will not be acknowledged until 10 a.m. EST. Thank you for your cooperation. We apologize for any inconvenience.
Dude. I just got a visual of u climbing over a bathroom stall to save my life.
My alcoholism is old enough to drink.
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