VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
I've slept with so many tools that you'd think my pussy was Home Depot.
no, i'm proud of you. this is the happiest you've been since you discovered that bowls can be used as cups if you don't feel like washing dishes.
today is the best snowday of my entire life. also its no shirt day.
he is the anna nicole to my 90 year-old billionaire. i'm grateful that he's fucking me, so i'm buying him shit.
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
Licking pop rocks off a stranger's washboard abs and kissing strangers young enough to be my kid. Yeah, it was THAT kind of party last night
after he went down on me he said he wanted an air freshener for his car scented like my vag. i cant even.
Oh yeah. I pretty much fucked the universes brains out lastnight. It was glorious.
I know I've never told you this before.. but Gyro sauce makes everything okay.
...and now I welcome the sweet embrace of death.
I was doing good, then they gave me free shots
I feel like I should send her I'm sorry I've been fucking your boyfriend flowers.
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
now whenever i pass that house all i can think about is how i pooped in their yard..
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