His mom made me a necklace that i am supposed to wear to prom. She included a note with it, which had a star trek quote. What have I gotten myself into?
Somebody was walking their dog with their car. seriously
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
Idk if you've ever had the pleasure of 1. Vomiting on a sidewalk - at 3 in the afternoon 2. Vomiting nachos or 3. Vomiting nachos out of your nose but really I do not advise any of the above.
I love it. Like, more than my penis at the moment.
Ummm didn't i have pubes when i went to bed last night?
one minute he's happily playing with a lighter and the next thing I know, he's screaming and the swing set is on fire
Nothing says "Good Morning" like Jell-o shots and coffee cakes.
You might call them booze related cuts, I call it "partying so hard you sweat blood"
Clearly I was drunk when I met them I gave them a muffin. But they sure remembered me
On a scale of 1 to 10 how good of an idea would it be to pregame at the airport right now
Ten
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
Depends how u look at it. Half-full, half-empty, or how should I shave my pubes
Wanted to let you know I hooked up with your brother.
i thought he was gay wtf
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