Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
birth control should be required to get into college
yeah, but i heard shes schizophrenic
i wouldn't even care dude, i'd fuck her and all 7 of her personalities.
it's 2:30 on a sunday and I just won a wine chugging contest. I'm never graduating.
I feel like our low point of the night was when we had to start chasing with ice cubes and wheat thins.
I WILL BE THE BEST FICTITIONAL HISTORICAL FIGURE FOR THE FEMENIST MOVEMENT THE WORLD HAS EVER SEEN
I ate vegetarian today, so I deserve a beer.That's my justification.
It's like you're the voice of my soul.
No I did not just post a Craigslist ad for a used stripper pole because I can't afford my own. But now that you put the idea in my head I might have to.
Woke up naked on your sister's mattress lying next to a single slice of bread.
Just shaved my crotch so I could call it the bald eagle. Happy 4th.
I will buy you batman underwear babe. I'll make sure you wear them every time we have to adult.
Only a true best friend would remind you to make sure your cucumber dildo is organic
Yeah ok. We can maid of honor each other since you don't like my boobs enough to lesbian marry me
So Blakes coming home... so if youre like fingerbanging the shit out of yourself on the kitchen table...wrap it up
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