Going back to my hometown to drink absinthe with highschool boys. Remind me to evaluate this decision tomorrow.
you were making out, puked over his shoulder and insisted everything was okay
I miss Michael Jackson so much sometimes
throwing up in the shower isnt as glamorous as i expected
since when the fuck is that glamorous?
I think I may have appendicitis, but the house is like two blocks from the hospital so I'm just gonna go and drink anyway.
I think her version of saying goodnight was being flung over a guys shoulder as he said, "Bitch. You don't need no shoes."
thats why a responsible adult always keeps some facial hair just in case they need to shave a hulk hogan mustache for midget wrestling...
Remember camping when you drank 36 beers to yourself in one day and puked in your tent? Ready for round 2?
We left the bar and you kept yelling "ONWARD SCION, TO GLORY!!"
He was chasing Ciroc shots with sips of Captain Morgan... he didn't make it to midnight
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
If this adventure is going to get us arrested it'll have to wait until Wednesday so that I can bail myself out.
Just got an email from match.com trying to match me with My ex..I nearly pissed myself laughing
I was just in the bathroom and some guy yelled all hail the king... i cant go anywhere without getting recognized anymore.
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
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