I have no voice and feel like lukewarm beer.
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
He just asked me if I ever had the urge to put a zucchini in my ass.
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
and then you made a playlist that was just "party in the usa" on repeat...
I learned his name tonight. This now makes him a real person. Obviously, I no longer want to sleep with him.
they told me her nickname is "wizard sleeve"
pick me up NOW
Haha, you kept saying the cop was going to give you a ride home b/c "that's his job, it's summer."
She keeps asking if I've seen him... For the last time YES... IN MY BED LAST FRIDAY NIGHT AND THEN AGAIN SATURDAY MORNING
Doing a circuit workout and using a power hour playlist for my 1 minute timers. I am getting old. creative, but old.
And all you did was hit on me and do things "for America", so you weren't judged heavily
250 people in this lecture & my prof asks who already drank green beer this morning& is drunk right now. I WAS THE ONLY ONE TO RAISE MY HAND
Why can't all sociopaths be as fabulous as me?
They think I fractured my spine while doing your cousin on concrete.
Your parents are gone and we haven't fucked in their bed... why?
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