You're completely useless in the revolution.
Great date with Damon, but I'm not sure if telling him I like lesbian porn is a good second date discussion.
you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
I woke up in the penthouse and did lines off the to of the fireplace. This is not real.
She didn't talk for 45 minutes. We finally convinced her to open her mouth. There was a flower in there.
ARE YOU GOING TO SACRIFICE YOUR LIFE FOR MCDONALDS HASHRBOWNS
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
took over 12 bombs tonight and we still aren't hooking up. Wait how am I functioning
Sometimes I have to make sure these messages are going to you and I'm not about to give someone in my phone book a heart attack.
Last night was a "wash hands with dog shampoo" kind of night
I will be DAMNED if anyone but me breastfeeds my cat.
the awesomest thing about staying behind in our lame ass dorm room by myself during spring break: I've now nutted in 3 inconspicuous locations on your side of the room. brag to me again about how fucking awesome tahoe is you shithead. I dare you.
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