Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
I've officially moved beyond college drinking. I just got business drunk at an internship seminar.
He has a tattoo of a carebear. This is not happening.
Im sitting alone watching titanic. Drunk. Without pants. Holding a fishing pole. Im pretty sure im okay with all of this.
did mom hear me barking???
oooooh yeah. good luck explaining that one
sooo high. sooo many dog friends
Good news! I don't have Hep C! Better news! I still hate you!
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
I would love a rich wife. Then I would be like a gym teacher or some shit. Bigfoot hunter maybe.
I know now that the cab driver can get me a 10 dollar blow job. I'm practically a local.
We have a great relationship based on communication, sex, and mutual loathing.
I figured you were on something. You're way too happy right now to be sober
I know, dude. If he ends up having a tiny dick, I will literally pack it back into his pants and leave. Not worth the aggravation.
I stole $10 from the guy I hooked up with last night.Not sure why but it was definitely more satisfying.
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
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