Crown is evil. It plays hide and seek with my morals
i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
I have some memory of taking a dump in a guitar case.
I SWALLOWED her nuva ring. Please tell me how your night could have been worse.
Accidently said "your going to hurt the baby" when he got forceful with his thrusts. I guess I forgot to mention to him that we are pregnant.
You are going to be so proud of me, I'm wearing underwear AND tights. That's two layers more than usual between my vagina and the world.
Is shaving my mustache contingent on you sleeping over tonight?
You played Frank Sinatra today after we had sex. You moved way up in my literal book of men. Congrats.
I'm sitting in the shotgun seat of my car on full recline trying to pretend everything is ok
He noticed my new Lipstick so later tonight it's going to be on his dick.
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
I wish people could trade lives with me for a day so they could see how much better my life is compared to theirs
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