dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
You closed the sidewalk off to pedestrians last night. With a glitter covered safety cone
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
Haha I wonder if my burp offended him. So I gave him a fist pump to signify how friendly I am
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
White grape blunt wraps are like the equivalent of a glass of wine in a tux.
you puked on the porch, i can see your jacket on the floor next to your underwear. i know your home, unchain the door, you're the worst roommate ever.
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
she asked him to cuddle cuz she was cold and instead he got up, moved the space heater to her side of the bed, and went back to sleep
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
Yeah, it was all very half-hearted. In the middle of sex we both just stopped and looked at each other and said, "can we just sleep instead?"
That is so sad.
yes, i'm a douce. but i'm a high quality douche.
He has fairy lights round his bed.. And played Jamie cullum when we had sex... Hes batting for the other team right?
i have officially smoked myself stupid. went to wally world to buy soap and toothpaste but got 4 potpies and 2 dessert pies instead. fail.
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