Ikea night.
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Insert tab A into swedish slot B
so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?
i may or may not be hanging out with a boxer who has a daughter tonight. and he just spelled "honestly" like "onistly". He has prob taken a few too many hits to the head but he's hot at least.
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
After doing lines off my chest, she said, "do you even know how fast I could suck your cock right now?!!" and her friend said, "yea she totally could".
his blanket is still in the back seat of my car, its like a constant reminder of his small penis
I'm basically flying you out for a long weekend of sex and going to the zoo
I'm cool with that
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
And now I'm taking a break sitting on the bathroom floor thanking god that people who eat at subway are either too classy to piss on the floor, or are still relatively sober enough to not piss on the floor before 5pm.
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
Ps he swallowed my earring last night so yeah
After a crazy night, morning sex is just trying to find a position where you can thrust without getting seasick.
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
WHY DOES MY BOYFRIEND'S BROTHER HAVE TO BE SO FUCKING HOT
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