Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
they said they heard you say put it in my butt
My grandma just told me that she sharted, no I am not having fun in El Paso.
Just used your umbrella as a puke sheild. Thanks man.
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
You only ask me to come over when your gf is gone, and thats usually at midnight to cook chicken salad and watch you pass out
All I remember is having a LONG talk with a 23 year old mother with a 5 year old kid at a bar who told me "it's not that bad"
We could supplement the Tour with Edward Andre-hands. Because 40s are for the 99%.
We found him in the neighbors shed using a bicycle as a blanket. We just left him there.
You don't understand. If you watched a video of the shenanigans that occurred in my life over the past 48 hours you would gasp worse than the girl who witnessed me puking in my bag at the children's hospital
You're not talking any sense into me. You're cheering me on to disaster.
... is that not half the reason I'm your best friend in the first place?
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
And how about the fact that the first time i really truly looked at a guy's dick was in my car. MY CAR. GODDAMNIT!!!
I have easymac and six pack of beer. This night can't get any better.
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