i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
you know it's the perfect hook up when you don't have any friends in common with his girlfriend on facebook.
Babe, I need to be clear. I DO NOT WANT TO HAVE ANAL. Never. No anal. No "talking about it"
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
I'm getting turned down for sex. Apparently my "sexual appetite" cannot be satiated even by a man who's such a deviant he went to prison for jerking off in his car.
I have to date her we need a place to stay for tailgating
OMG MY DAD TOLD ME HE MIGHT DO TINDER
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
No way in hell. Unless I was drunk Tindering again....my swiping finger gets drunk too I guess
You tried to prove you weren't drunk by loudly singing the romanian national anthem. Why the fuck do you even KNOW the romanian national anthem?
It's the third day of class and I got told I smell like a distillery.
Oh shit that's not good dude. I'd head straight for Williamsport hospital the first ingredient in that shit is lithium batteries. You don't want to know what the second one is
Welp just ran into my high school history teacher while buying a pregnancy test...there goes my veil of innocence in this town.
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