so explain again why im purple
no
Um....I woke up to a lipgloss covered bottle of Jack daniels in my arms..
You've kissed worse.
The drink u got me is pineapple something w. Cigarete ashes in it.ima drink it anyway
he's downstairs watching tv with my family... I called the home line so my mom could bring me my make up bag cause my real face would prob make him delete my number
at roughly 3:30am you called me saying you were gonna start a big game of strip twister in politics class and i was your partner.
there is no 'pace myself' on the blackout express
I still don't understand how I went from crying to blowing you in like two minutes.
i'm having flashbacks of crying and telling you i was made out of egg salad.
I don't think my body can handle the alcohol I want to put in it anymore.
I got to masturbate in Rome in a gorgeous hotel room. Don't try and tell me I need a boyfriend
I walked into her room to find her sitting on the end of her bed with her heads in her hands talking to herself. She kept muttering things like "What? How? No. What? I don't --- How?" $10 says she's pregnant.
I'll see to your $10 and raise you $40.
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
I like that they’re all named Christopher or Chris. No need to worry about moaning during!
Randomize
