So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
I guess I should mention that I have already fucked the Fed Ex guy.
That changes everything.
"Don't get as drunk as I was on my birthday" has been upgraded from a goal for Friday night to a goal for my life in general.
I dunno... But she calls vodka "dancing juice"
Codeine + Boredom = Sprinting between my front and back door.
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
Have you ever just like not slept in so long that everything looks like a lava lamp?
I'm gonna eat you out. But for science
I just wrote a love letter to my weed and texted it to my cousin. I can't say it any differently. It happened.
He sent me a blank text message. That's a booty call waiting to happen
I get a little bitchy. We all know that
I am the Angelina Jolie to his Billy Bob Thorton. We just don't work.
Started mixing booze directly into the 2 liters and carrying them around. Mixing less often, and now kind of weightlifting,so double effecient.
I dont think the chain smoking, tequila shots or cocaine was good for my bronchitis.
Randomize
