is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
We took shots in honor of Shark Week.
He just kept pointing to each of us saying "arrested, arrested, arrested"
just to let ya know we might have to take a stripper snowboardin sometime
I already have one guy that I have regrettable sex with. I don't need another.
If you have a glass table... Put it up. I don't wanna hurt myself again, I just got my stitches out...
I've started a list of places i want to drink. To go along with the list of places i want to have sex. Lincoln's log cabin is on both.
I'm hungover from arbor mist I'm so white
I discovered a new stretch mark. DONE. LITERALLY DONE.
It was big, black, and had a smiley face tattooed on it. It was the perfect penis.
You know just a typical night. Eating peanut butter off of tablespoons and having sex to our favorite Christmas carols. This is my favorite time of year.
Judging by his bulge. This guy is going home with me. Who doesn't want a dick that looks like it used to be a pillar in Rome.
I'm going to bed early so football can come sooner
we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
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