Fyi I let myself into your place, I'm wearing some of your clothes in your bed. Come take them off
No matter how fun it seemed the night before you will always regret taking those pictures, you will always regret eating as much as you did, but you will never regret the great lengths you had to got to get those bruises.
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
I had to have the lights off to hide my face. I was laughing so hard I almost peed in her mouth
Apparently I tried to convince him to sleep with me by showing him that I could do dips....
Sorry about the flaming shit on your door
I never thought I'd be in my late 20s and send that text
I did not have sex with him because he had a puppy…finding out he had a husky pup waiting back at home was just an unexpected plus
Let's go get coffee and handcuffs.
Seriously, though. As long as it's attached to you and is not a vagina, I will not be disappointed.
How you doing tonight? I got my butthole licked so i cant complain.
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
I might need to come puke in your toliet on the way home
I'm actually pretty sure the amount of alcohol I drank last night erased memories from other times in my life.
Trouble in the neighborhood - turns out my brother's summer lawn care gig also entailed banging three different MILFs and they just all found out about each other
Gotta pay for college somehow...
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