Just found my girlfriend's stash of animated Japanese porn
And to think, I actually considered breaking up with her
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
did you hook up at the wedding?
No but I jerked off on the hotel sheets. I wanted to get my moneys worth.
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
so i used to love airports for the escalators... now its the bars... then the escalators after the bars
When I was with my girlfriend I was averaging 1 random hookup a week. In the 2 months I've been single I haven't got any. I think I need her back.
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
and he should realize what an amazing ex i am for encouraging my best friend to hook up with him
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
He kept making me pretend I was his personal trainer. When I swallowed his cum he made me pretend I was drinking a protein shake. Thats actually what it tasted like.
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
hot buttered vodka was not a success. on any level.
I think you'll be amused to know that I achieved the impossible feat of tripping over my own dick
I mixed Jack with hot chocolate. This may be the best or worst idea ever. I have yet to find that out
He broke both of his legs jumping out of a window to escape a coyote.
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