Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
I would have done the walk of shame but I couldnt walk
it's too hot outside to masturbate.
quit re-tweeting John McCain's tweets
Immaculate conception is definitely the most boring way to conceive a child.
I'm at verizon, the guy asked me why my phone is full of seeds. Deff. Not leaving my phone with you anymore.
Nah the bridesmaids all had dates. I slept with the next best thing: girl who WANTED to be a bridesmaid but didnt make the cut.
I'm sorry for peeing on your door. But it was your decision to open it.
He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
Why did you not tell me that video snapchats are a thing? This is a fucking game changer for my mobile sex life.
Waking up early to fuck the hot DILF the day before Father's Day because I'm respectable like that
Also, for real, though? Did we even have sex or were we just jumping on the bed drunk and naked...because with me that's actually a possibility.
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
Randomize
