so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
Some girl in the stall next to me just yelled "fuck yes i started my period!" she came out of the stall and we high fived. who am i to judge? i do that every month.
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
I feel like this is going to result in some sort of tearing in my vagina.
Thats a chance were just gonna have to take
You insisted on calling your mixture of Bacardi & powdered milk "a Jamacian Facial."
I swear 95% of pictures on my phone are from drunken nights I don't remember with me doing a peace sign alone in somebody's bedroom.
I needed to do something spontaneous, and since no one had coke this was the next best thing.
I HAVE A BLACK EYE FROM A DILDO!! IM GETTING MARRIED TOMORROW! THIS IS NOT A MISSUNDERSTANDING!
You'd think the dry cleaners next door would be less judgmental for as much business as my theme parties bring them.
Just got blown whilst wearing a glow in the dark superman t shirt. Your night will never be as good as mine.
I'm disease and pregnancy free. This is an Easter for the books!
I'M SO HIGH I FORGOT HOW TO EAT A STRAWBERRY. A FUCKING STRAWBERRY.
All I'm saying is there better be a bow on your dick for my birthday
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