The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
I definitely ripped a mole off of her back in the process
No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
dont ever smoke after you drink again... i dont think ive ever seen...or heard of someone throwing up and farting at the same time. that is, if you were farting.
how do i say, "my ex is going to be at this party so don't look like shit" without sounding like a bitch?
I don't think a check that has "thx for the drugs" on the note is really gonna fly.
Just pulled an upper-decker at a hardware store. I believe I'm winning 8-2. It's obvious you don't shit enough in public.
Places you have drunkenly threatened to piss: my bed, my bros bed, my moms bed, my bros wedding
This is why I can't have Wednesdays.... Or adult decisions.
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
i thought this was a perfectly normal conversation between two adult men about why this children's cartoon is quality television but no you just gotta be talking shit again
Imma make him fuck me with my jersey on tonight while I chant Go Jets Go. Gotta love playoff hockey szn.
I think you threw up on me last night but i can't remember so i'm not mad at you.
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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