he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
you went to subway and got pissed when they refused to deep fry your sub
Forgot that I saved my paper as "Eat Shit Edwards" and e-mailed it because I missed class. I'm sure Prof. Edwards will be delighted when she gets it. I don't anticipate a passing grade.
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
I hope this adventure ends at a hospital
it's like heaven, but drunker
Just put the gallon of milk in the microwave. Dad might know im high.
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
She called him at 5 AM so that he'd be ready for her birthday breakfast and drinks at 6. This is why people don't need to wait until their 21st to have their first drink.
Last time I sleep with a guy with a penchant to fragrance his dick. Every time I sit to pee, I get a whiff of Axe body spray.
And remember people can't hear you kick ass in space
I don't want to inconvenience you with my dick\n\n
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
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