Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
I just saw a guy give a mop to his fat wife and say "Look, an exercise stick!"
well I washed the adderal like an idiot. the capsules broke but the beads inside were intact. so my landlady came in and caught me licking the dryer lint screen
I feel like I'm back in highscool trying to hide my erections at work
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
Sometimes familiar penis is best. Its like comfort food for your vagina.
New discovery: pineapple flavored vodka. Life made, liver in jeopardy. Graduation t-minus 50 minutes.
you never know what sharing a kayak could lead to
It's true
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
Would you paint my ceiling for oral sex?
Hypothetically - think of it as Schrodinger's blow-job.
whatcha doing?
lying in bed pretending to be a slug
I have no idea, I usually just project my awkwardness out like a mating call until it draws other awkward members of the opposite sex out from the bushes
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
Can’t. It’s taco and dick night.
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