it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
Cops are here now. U need to come back. Ur not under arrest. But u need to apologize to the woman for what you did to her cat.
why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
...that's why he's not doing anything with his life except breeding geckos
I know everyone screamed lady cop instead of cops. I wanted to apologize to her for our chauvinism
So... on the count of three, we are going to forget last night ever happened... 1...2...3
Hey did where's my bong?
In the tree out back .... Top branch on the right
Should I bother to ask?
you never texted me what you wanted from the store so I got a piece of chicken and bottle of tequila. if you want anything else you are on your own.
It feels like I'm breathing out my heart and it spreads through my limbs to my fingertips.
There was a point where you were singing "Friends in Low Places" to yourself while Juicy J was playing so I got worried.
I need to wear something that says I would have sex with you but I'm not going to
We had sex on the tiger blanket while I was wearing my Ukrainian shirt and my ass touched the Ukrainian flag. Happy 25th Ukraine!
I know! It's like he knows when my vagina wants to misbehave!
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