id be glad to
You can now add 30,000 feet to the places where I have puked
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
seriously who else gets carried home puking from a fucking mary kay party?
The maintenance guy at work just asked me out for a drink. For once, I proudly said that I was 20.
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
I got about 15 snapchats from you with your hand saying "you want cheese sticks" or something like that and one of some weird looking weed
I just singed the hair in my nose trying to re-light a joint. now all i can smell is burnt hair. day ruiner
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
I dapped up a cop while leaving the party
Good, I would never sleep with your boyfriend , or send you an edible arangment
Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
she told him my safe word. I'm gonna casually work it into conversation and at him suggestively to see if he realizes i want to have rough sex with him
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