Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
I just found your spare underwear and the half eaten granola bar you left in my purse.
He also has a monumental penis. It's unbelieveable. I'm sorry but he's perfect.
She greeted me with a new giants jersey and an opening day blowjob. this is true love.
These shoes are like walking on sunshine and labias. So soft and squishy
Can u please come get me. My car keys are gone. Somehow I ended up sleeping in my trunk
Even when you're not here I still manage to get pad thai in my vagina
Listen man this isn't about soccer. It's about America and day drinking... Your two favorite things now get your ass over here
Oh and I guess I added our cab driver on Facebook. He has "liked" every single one of my beach pictures. Kill me now.
Just found a note from Saturday that says "rainy soft hair".... Any ideas?
Leaving your birthday party to engage in a threesome IS allowed. I checked the rule book.
I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
FYI, his "son" is a Chihuahua.
He stumbled out of their hotel room and yelled, "I'M ON A STATEWIDE TOUR. I'VE BEEN IN KENTUCKY AND OKLAHOMA."
Randomize
