My sheets at my parents place are clean. No braveheart but I can paint myself, yell "freedom", and sword fight you with my cock. So come over.
some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
He was so confused why there was a string hanging out of my vagina.
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
if the best thing you can say about him is "he probably wont kill me" you may want to rethink hanging out with him
He kept his baseball cap on when he went down on me...
I have got to stop singing on voicemails. I just left my dad a 6 minute musical message.
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
Sorry there's no emoticon for I got my period all over a guy's bed so I had to improvise. There isn't even a bed one
I dunno what he did but it both burns and feels amazing to pee
I'm gonna get drunk in the shower and yell at my parents during dinner. Have fun in Texas.
I just realized that in 3 weeks it becomes sad if I make everything into a drinking game. Fuck growing up
I'm driving home wearing one sock, boxers, and a tee shirt. That's how good it was
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
I think I achieved my goal of being high for 24 hours in the same week I promised myself I wouldn't smoke anymore
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