we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
you make it seem like sunflower seeds and pinot grigio are not in the food pyramid.
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
all i remember is being at the diner with her at 3am and her storming into the kitchen to make sure the chef gave me regular fries instead of home fries.
He's getting Easter eggs filled with weed or Jell-O shots for his birthday
I may have been mad at the Supreme Court/patriarchy and tried to hate fuck myself.
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
I'm a lady. Ladies do NOT hump the floor.
I ended up changing her contact in my phone to "O Great Potato".
This can only be settled by a dance off.
Update: my mom just told someone to shut up and suck her dick
I'm noticing I drink less and do fewer lines when I do both together.
Now that's what I call smart money management.
So I have a horrible yeast infection right now and I learned that Scott is cheating on me and now he has a yeast infection in his mouth and in his stomach a pretty aggressive one too. I believe the doctors call it thrush. Text me in the morning tell me what you think.
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